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THE BEST OF THE ABUSE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

FROM SOMEONE I DON'T KNOW CALLED ADAM, FRAN, WHO THE HELL IS THIS...?
Name: Adam
Email: fuck am i givin u that, fran knows it :P
ABUSE LEVEL: 4 (Pathetically lazy attempt, some good use of invective)
FROM FRAN THE PSYCHOPATHIC BUNNY-KILLER:
Name: Fran!!!!!!!
Email: gothicmosh@hotmail.com
HomePage: http:// dnt have 1
Where are
you from: u shud know
Comments: Hey babes, cool website joel, u shud
helpme build one coz i dnt know how to! :( he heyes
i am the anoying 1 in the middle of the photo if
ne1 doesnt already know th@ c u guys soon, lol me
ABUSE LEVEL: 3 (A mild effort, really, but meriting
a token score and with an extra point for the 'you
should know' and 'lol me' comments.)
FROM GEORGIA THE PROBABLY FATAL IN LARGE DOSES:
Name: Hoopadoops, dumbass
Email: georgiana87@hotmail.com , because I know
that you never, ever remember it
HomePage: http://www.ImTheUncoolSiblingAndHenceHaveNo
Homepage.co.uk
Where are
you from: And which hallucinogenic drugs have you
been taking today? Same place as you, ya big shib!
Comments: Why is it that you didn't even, like,
tell me that you, like, had a website? Like, do you
think it's okay that I had to hear it off someone
else? God, are you that much of a coward that you
can't even, like, tell me yourself or whatever?
ABUSE LEVEL: 7 (Oooh, nasty!)
FROM MATT THE PARTY ANIMAL:
Name: Matt
Email: you know it dont you, yes you do!
HomePage: hmmmmmmmmmm lets see
Where are
you from: Essex (the nice, respectable part.)
Comments: I am very annoyed with the mercury box
office. Fancy saying i was a girl!!!!! Anyway i am
not going to herl abuse at you. Well not unless i
am with you in person!!!!!! lOOK FORWARD TO SEEING
YOU ON MONDAY.
ABUSE LEVEL: 1/2 (Okay, Matt seems to be abusing
himself in this quote; come on, you can do better
than that! Hurl some abuse, dammit!)
FROM CASSIE THE CASUAL TOLKIENOPHILIAC:
Name: Cass
Email: ilikethelaurelsparticularly@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://cass.faithweb.com
Where are
you from: That photo!
Comments: Ok, that picture seriously looks like we
are all pickpockets...
Suggestions for improvement: Add this question to
the guestbook page.
Favourite torture device: Making people watch The
Fellowship Of The Ring until they CRACK!
Favouritecolour for stripey socks: Pink and black!
ABUSE LEVEL: 2 (Not really attempted here; token
score given for the pickpocket comment.)
FROM EMMA THE DANGEROUS WITH HER TEETH:
Name: emma
Email: tigemmar@aol.com
HomePage: http://
Where are you from: land of the peppercorn tree
Comments: hey joel! nice website but the picture
rite above where i'm writing is a bit strange...who
would put pillars around their garden...anyways cya
soon! xxx
ABUSE LEVEL: 2 (Again, not really attempted; token
score given for the aspersions cast about my
photographic prowess.)
FROM MEGAN THE DOWNRIGHT CUDDLY:
Name: meg
Email: dilly_dally_Dolphin@hotmail.com
HomePage: http://shibby.meg.iwarp.com
Where are
you from: the heavons!
Comments: I love your website joel. Its really
interesting. When I have the time i'll have to have
a read of your rome diary. The greek photos are
really interesting. But great site.
ABUSE LEVEL: 2 1/2 (A token score given for a
rather mild post; an extra half given for the
implied disdain about my Rome diary and Greek
photos.)